quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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