i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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