"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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