I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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