turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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