i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
only you would photoshop your dick
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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