I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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