just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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