I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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