in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I will be naked everywhere
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
