the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize