that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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