im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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