He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Randomize
