How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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