Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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