I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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