i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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