There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
