I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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