no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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