check it out our google latitudes are spooning
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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