so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize