brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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