hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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