YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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