So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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