It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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