I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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