STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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