somebody snuck up and got me drunk
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
not ubering you a puppy
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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