found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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