There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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