I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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