So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
dude i'm inner monologue high
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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