what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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