Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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