I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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