didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
why does every cop we meet know your name?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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