I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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