Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Found the puke drawer
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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