Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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