I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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