...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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