He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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