i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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