I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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