Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Randomize
