By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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