I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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