obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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