Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
