Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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