doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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