I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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